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Sometimes, when I watch Eito DVDs, I imagine myself as a giant fish fucking their brains out. It makes me so wet whenever I think about it.
Koki isn’t my ichiban in KAT-TUN, but recently I’ve been daydreaming more about being manhandled by him maybe into a broom closet in the Jimusho and being forced to my knees so he could shove his dick into my mouth. And after that he’d tear my clothes off and fuck me without so much as “Can I?” And then he’ll return to KAT-TUN dance practice like nothing happened.
Eggplant is my favorite vegetable since I knew about Jin’s incident during the footage of Anan. I like to imagine that I’m eating him…
I can’t help but think Chinen is the whore of the Jimusho with his constant flirting, lap sitting, and the gay things he says in interviews. And I can’t help but imagine him getting gang banged by lots of the guys because of this.
I want Ryo Nishikido to finger me so hard I piss down his arm.
Whenever I see Yamapi shirtless, I think about how I want to eat ice cream sundaes off his man titties.
Despite my orientation I could make only one exception and I could have sex with Jin Akanishi.
I feel like Koki Tanaka is probably the best sex kitten is all of JE. And I really want to see that (;
I don’t care if Nino has a limp dick, as long as his tongue is tireless.
Nino fans should stop calling Nino a sexual powerhouse and taking it seriously. Anyone who has actually paid attention to the details about Nino’s sex stories will realize he probably has a real case of acute erectile dysfunction (which is often caused by chronic back pain, another trait of Nino’s). The chance of Nino being chronically premature is pretty high if you consider every story about him is always a quickie or how he only does vaginal after cuming from a BJ.